1. The later you come home the more excited your dogs are to see you.
你愈晚回家Ta越兴奋
2. Dogs don't notice if you call them by another dog's name.
你错喊另外一头狗的名字Ta也不会介怀
3. Dogs like it if you leave a lot of things on the floor.
你地上垃圾越多Ta越高兴
4. A dog's parents never visit.
Ta的父母永远不会来访
5. Dogs agree that you have to raise your voice to get your point across.
你大声强烈表达意见Ta也不反感
6. You never have to wait for a dog; they're ready to go 24 hours a day.
你永不须要等呀等的，狗狗永远随时准备好出门
7. Dogs find you amusing when you're drunk.
你喝醉了狗狗觉得你很有趣
8. Dogs like to go hunting and fishing.
狗狗很喜欢打猎和钓鱼 （不会拉你去逛街）
9. A dog will not wake you up at night to ask, 'If I died, would you get another dog?'
狗狗不会半夜把你推醒问你Ta死了你会不会找另外一条狗
10. If a dog has babies, you can put an ad in the paper and give them away.
狗狗生了孩子你可以登个广告把孩子打发掉
11. A dog will let you put a studded collar on it without calling you a pervert.
狗狗会乖乖让你套个项圈而不会说你变态
12. If a dog smells another dog on you, they don't get mad. They just think it's interesting.
狗狗从你身上嗅到别的狗的味道不但不会生气还会觉得很有趣
13. Dogs like to ride in the back of a pickup truck.
狗狗很喜欢坐小货车的后座
And last, but not least：
最后，但很重要：
14. If a dog leaves, it won't take half of your stuff.
狗狗离开你时绝不会分掉你的一半身家
